Well, since i was here, bored as hell. I saw tekuu and her questions, so i thought i might do something like that too. here it goes.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
Yesh

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
I guess i do. Just need a stroll down the city

3) How many houses have you lived in?
1

4) Favorite candy bar?
ALL OF THEM! Nah, but guess... Lion

5) Favorite shoes?
My security shoes (If you call them that, dunno)

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
You bet

7) Least favorite school subject?
Uhm, math?

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
Nope.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
Sure, quite some times.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
Death

12) Favorite genre of music?
Got many, like it widely spread.

13) What is your zodiac sign?
Aquaman

14) What time were you born?
close to midnight, i forgot

15) Do you like beer?
I friggin love that shit

16) Ever made a prank phone call?
Sure, when i was younger

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
vengaboys? I still like it though

18) Are you sarcastic?
Me? Sarcastic? Nooo...

19) What are your favorite colors?
Depends. Red i guess since black and white are not colors

20) How many watches do you own?
None. Have my cell

21) Summer or winter?
Winter. I hate it when it is hot.

23) Favorite color to wear?
again, contrast. But black, dark, anything monotone

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone?
Which one of em?

26) Where is your second home?
At the Progress Bar
[link]

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
I dont think so...

28) Have you ever had a cavity?
All my teeth have cavities. So do all of yours. That's like asking if my pants have holes. Yeah, three of 'em. If they didn't, how would I put them on, huh? My entire head is like a giant cavity...

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
2?

30) How many video games do you own?
Way to many to count Oo

31) What was your first pet?
My first real pet was Lucy (Cat) RIP

32) Ever had braces?
yeah...

33) Do looks matter?
They do

34) Do you use chap stick?
no old chap, i do not use a chap stick, if anything i use chopsticks

35) Name 3 teachers from High School.
Hell, i can not think back that far

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?
What the hell is that?

37) Are you too forgiving?
I do not think i am... No.

38) How many children do you want?
2 if any at all

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
No. We do not have that in nazi germany

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Food

41) Do you own a gun?
No, but maybe some day. I am more in to swords

42) Ever thought you were in love?
OF COURSE!

43) When was the last time you cried?
Quite some time ago

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
The same thing we do every night binky, we try to take over the world!

45) Olive Garden?
Secret garden?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
Do not think so

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
I think i actually have, i saw a goat penis.

48) Nicknames?
Besides the ones i dont really like? Xhinde, Scope, Demoriel... Uhm, thats about it

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
åhhhh, Bertha du er grim som død og pine.... Uhm, no, thats just a Danish song.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?
Chicken? Place? Both no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
Nazi germany will not allow this... AGAIN

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
Ok, for my defence, because of that shitty banana Republic question i thought of Kim Possible

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
I yell Boo at alot of people, so yes.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?
I should. Good for cutting glass

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
As happy as someone getting an enema containing bees

57) Do you dye your hair?
Not anymore

58) Does anyone like you?
Everyone loves me

59) What year were you born?
The same year the legend of zelda came out

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
Killing time

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys?
McD

63) Do you like yourself?
I love myself, i am awesome.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
Mother i guess

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
To many to name

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
The dark is afraid of me

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
No.

68) Do you own a webcam?
Yesh.

69) Have you ever stripped?
Every night when i go to sleep i strip down to almost nothing, RAWR

70) Ever broke a bone?
Nope. I AM INVINCIBE!

72) Do you chat on AIM often?
I hate AIM.

73) Pringles or Lays?
Once you pop... You know the rest.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
Uhm, i do not think i have.

75) Rugrats or Doug?
Doug Walker ^^

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
They were mostly shitty

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
HAHAHA, people tell me i am getting fat

79) Do you have a birth mark?
Yes, it's the friggin mark of buddah

80) Do you own a car?
Once did

81) Can you cook?
yes

82) 3 things that annoy you:
Repeating myself, Stressing people and You. yes, everyone annoys me to some degree.

83) Do you text message often?
used to, when it was free

84) Money or love?
I take money for 500. What is a canopener?

85) Do you have any scars?
Many

86) What do you want more than anything right now?
Power, women and money of course

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
I love em

88) Relationships or one night stands?
Both have their advantages (No, i am not unhappy in my current relationship )

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
I can haz a big red juicy fruit burgah?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
I live for it.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
not a whole movie

92) Do you own a box of crayons?
No

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
My gf

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
The programmer who made this SHITTY GAME!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
A woman

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Rduke

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
i never fall for women, they fall for me and i pick em out

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
Rduke

100) Who was the last person that called you?
My GF, what a suprise